Justin opened my Social Security Statement telling me just how much money I have earned. This is what I heard Justin saying...
Babe, if we can convince the government you are 62 we will get $1018 per month.
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If we can convince the government you are 70 we will get $1804 per month.
(reads down...)
If you are disabled we can get $1652 per month.....Babe, get me the bat!
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